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Men Are Confusing

Men say that women are hard to understand. Sure, that they may be, but men are completely and utterly strange.

Reasons men are weird:
- They play barbaric sports like rugby and get really attractive sports related uglinesses such as califlower ears.
- Some men don't use deodorant and still think they smell nice.
- Tell a male that you want a relationship and they run a mile.
- Tell a male that you don't want a relationship and only want sex, and they run a mile.
- Non-computer nerd men hassle you for being a net-geek and don't expect to be hassled for not being able to "perform".
- Men are obsessed by babies milk producing facilities that sit on your chest.
- A lot of men don't like big girls, but have no problem with having a hairy back.
- It's supposedly okay for a man to brag about his sexual conquests, but when a women does, she's a slut.
- Men usually only want what they can't have.
- Men make out they don't understand women, but if they watched television programmes like Ally McBeal they'd probably understand.
- Men often expect the female in their life to be their cleaner, cook, servant, maid and sex slave. The only reason women don't is because men are bad at the aforementioned tasks.
- Men treat you like they treat their mother, but if you mention that, they'll vomit in disbelief.
- The majority of New Zealand men take fashion tips from badly dressed sports stars, instead of well-dressed gay men.

Reasons why I'll end up either a nun, a lesbian, or a lesbian-nun:
- Penises are ugly.
- Men smell.
- Men are lazy.
- Men smell.
- Men don't usually know how to pleasure a women.
- Men smell.
- Men prefer to be called men, when they are actually all boys.
- Did I mention they smell?