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The World Is Full Of Fakes This world is full of fakes. People who lie, people who pretend to be things they're not. Whether it is a white lie about yourself over the internet, or fibbing about your age to the people you work with, you're still a fake. Hi! My given name is Andrea, but I've always been called Ani. I'm 20, and although I know people would take me more seriously if I said I were 25, I tell everyone that I'm 20. If I made out that I was a lovely woman with a total lack of temper, no one would expect me to hurl lashings when someone at work hands me an order to process that is as bad as something I would expect from a new employee with an extremely low IQ. But that's okay, because I'm not fake. Instead I say, "Fear my wrath and stop fucking up." I'm not afraid of people knowing who I am. Are you? You must know at least one person who is a complete phoney. You have to, simply because they are everywhere. How about that girl you work with who talks endlessly about her social life and cool friends, when it's very obvious that she sits at home with her parents and cats. Maybe even that punk you walked past on the street earlier today - didn't he used to be in the rugby team at that private school down the road? Perhaps, even that cute girl you've been chatting with online for the last few weeks. Do you know them? Do you believe what they say? They say first impressions last. This may be true, but they are not always correct. Take me for instance. When people first meet me, they often think I'm painfully shy, quiet and very innocent. I'm not. I don't talk to people I don't like, so that explains shy and quiet. Innocent? As soon as I start talking and the profanities rain down, you'll realise that I'm no catholic schoolgirl. Do you believe in first impressions? Can you tell a fake from a hello and a wink? The internet is a hive of fakes. "Jennifer" is a fake. This is no unusual story, rather a typical internet stalking tale. Sadly, males will often believe anything they're told, especially if there's a slim chance of getting laid at the end of it. Well, that's at least what Ben Brown thought. Fooled by a fake. A very common illness of the Horny Net Geek is gullibility. I think Ana Clara Voog is cute. She has vast amounts of wonderful art-wank photos, and she seems pretty honest. But she is fake. This may be fake in a good way, but I am as yet, undecided. I have small breasts, but so what? They're there aren't they? That's all that's required. What has happened to our generation to make us all want to be people that we are not? We could blame the media, but it's so passé to do that. I blame mental instability and low self-esteem. Give it up kids, you are who you are. |
