Something Is Wrong With Me
18 October 2006Recently, as in over the past year, I’ve noticed that I’ve been developing an obsession with facial hair. I feel this is somehow due to Jamie and partly due to Burt Reynolds. I have seen Jamie with a beautiful handlebar moustache. It is really something to behold. It’s stunning. And who could resist Burt Reynolds.
I tell most guys I meet that they need to grow a moustache. I particularly like handlebars, seedy porn star moustaches, and full beards. I want to touch them, often to compare the softness and access the quality of the facial hair. Then other things.
It has gotten so bad that today I saw a geeky looking bicycle courier with a full, long, ginger beard. I thought, “God, that’s hot.” But perhaps it reminded me of Dakota Smith, Sexy Texan Gingerbread Man.
I don’t know what this all means, but I have a fake moustache in my drawer and I’m going to put it on and stroke it.
Edit: Fuck that was satisfying.
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Comments
I so know what you mean on this one.
When people tell my man thing to shave off his big hearty beard I’m like ‘NOOOO!!!’Interesting. Adverstising presently tries to convince us that males are not supposed to own a single hair below the ear.
As a woman I BEG of you, do not tell men to grow ‘staches! I loathe them and have done independent studies amongst my mates and they all concur.
Mo’s= NO.
Beards= Hella Sexy.
There is a saying that men have to grow a beard of some sort once in their lives. Because we can.