My Tooth Fell Apart
There I was, being witty and beautiful, eating spicy prawn rice stir-fry at Fidel’s, and suddenly I hear a cracking crunchy noise. First I thought I’d bitten a piece of prawn shell or some unknown hard thing, until I had the awful, “Oh my fucking god, my tooth just fell apart” feeling. I spit the remnants of my tooth on to my plate and excused myself to inspect the carnage in the bathroom.
Fuck.
Alas, my tooth is now only half there, somewhat painful, and that soft rice dish will soon become an expensive late lunch indeed.
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Comments
They do amazing stuff with ceramic these days…
ouchie, ani! good luck w/ that.
oh, been there, done that. get the nitrous.
HAH! Same thing happened to me 2 months ago, while eating french fries (!). I still have half the tooth, nicely filled with dentiststuffs.
Fuck that. My root canal exploded in my mouth before it was capped. Hoo hah!
Mine fell apart today. I was so traumatized I actually Googled “my tooth fell apart”..and found you,
I need a new tooth…and a life might be nice too!!!
9 October 2006