My Tooth Fell Apart

There I was, being witty and beautiful, eating spicy prawn rice stir-fry at Fidel’s, and suddenly I hear a cracking crunchy noise. First I thought I’d bitten a piece of prawn shell or some unknown hard thing, until I had the awful, “Oh my fucking god, my tooth just fell apart” feeling. I spit the remnants of my tooth on to my plate and excused myself to inspect the carnage in the bathroom.

Fuck.

Alas, my tooth is now only half there, somewhat painful, and that soft rice dish will soon become an expensive late lunch indeed.



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They do amazing stuff with ceramic these days…

Posted by Oliver :) 653 days ago  #

ouchie, ani! good luck w/ that.

oh, been there, done that. get the nitrous.

Posted by Jessica from Dallas 653 days ago  #

That’s a sexy grill.

Posted by nick 652 days ago  #

HAH! Same thing happened to me 2 months ago, while eating french fries (!). I still have half the tooth, nicely filled with dentiststuffs.

Posted by helloMuller 650 days ago  #

Fuck that. My root canal exploded in my mouth before it was capped. Hoo hah!

Posted by Glynn 596 days ago  #

Mine fell apart today. I was so traumatized I actually Googled “my tooth fell apart”..and found you,

I need a new tooth…and a life might be nice too!!!

Posted by Laura 563 days ago  #

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