Unsent Work Emails

27 July 2006

Dear Facilities Manager,

A few weeks ago, the landlord changed their bathroom products supplier. Where once we had plush 2-ply toilet paper, we now have 1-ply see-through newsprint-esque sandpaper to wipe our asses with. It really hurts my fanny. I discussed it with the girl I sit next to and she said her fanny hurts too. We would really appreciate it if you could ask them supply us with something that doesn’t cause obvious health and safety issues.

Kind regards,
Ani Moller



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Same problem I have at work (except I don’t have a fanny). Solution: Roll more toiletpaper off, then fold it.

Fanny-wiping origami fun!

Posted by Mark 727 days ago  #

american fanny, or nz fanny. I don’t suspect I’ll ever find out :(

Posted by jake 727 days ago  #

Doesn’t matter if it hurts.

Lay double, girl.

Sidenote: When I did my service most of us tough German soldier-boys would bring our own 3- or 4-ply. 1-ply is just not civilized.

Posted by Oliver :) 727 days ago  #

My parents actually buy 1-ply! Maybe that’s why I don’t visit as often as I should.

Posted by erik 727 days ago  #

Just fold. BAM 2 ply

Posted by jake 726 days ago  #

It doesn’t matter how many times you fold. IT WILL ALWAYS SCRATCH YOUR ASS

Posted by animoller 724 days ago  #

Yeah yeah, the miracle of Folding @ Home…

WTF DID YOU DO TO YOUR NOSE?!?

Posted by Oliver :) 723 days ago  #

Hahaha! That’s just.. That “paper” is a joke! :P

Posted by T 722 days ago  #

Bring a pack of kleenex pocket tissues with you?

Posted by Will 721 days ago  #

still the same as before ..

hehe

Posted by spudster 721 days ago  #

Ugh. There’s nothing worse than scratchy 1 ply. I need quilty softness if it’s going to go anywhere near my pink bits.

Posted by Olivia 719 days ago  #

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